Do I want to shower or Watch Simpsons first?
I cant refuse the fucking Simpson.
I lot of shit happend this weekend, lot of bad shit, but Im not really upset about it and I prob should be.
On the way up to my buddies college, I was about two towns away and my car breaks down. Just shuts down, no power, in prob the worst place, no lights, no building or houses, nothing. Now my car has electric locks you cant open the doors unless its in park or you press the "open" button, no power button wont work. Im stuck in the car in total darkness with cars flying by, Yeah I thought I was gonna die. Oh well.
I got towed to my friends college, $150 for that(thankfull I found my paycheck) We go upstairs to this party and there was nothing really happening. Bunch of girls getting drunk after three millerlights, fun fun fun, after every drink their voice gets an octive highter and faster, soon it all just sounds like jackels. We were sitting in this room having some beer, and like 7 ppl just kinda stumble in, drunk off their asses, and there was this gay guy kinda pushing these two girls together, then he starts doing the same with two guys and then they all join in.
I was knee deep in a dry hump orgy.
With some ugly ass drama club freaks.
I got the fuck out of there.
Sat I went over to my friends Peters dorm, There I met up with Kyle and Todd, Todd had two things that blew my mind. A. an $800 bubbler a super bubbler it was amazing and then we blew my mind again and he pulled out B. a POUND of weed
we started smoking and after like three bowls I was in dire need of some ATHF. We started drinking and everything was going fine, we smoked another bowl and finished off the bottle of bacardi and we then went off to another party. Now here is where I get the wrong ideas cuz when we get there we drink more and then I get an offer to smoke some more, I cant turn down free smoke, Now I should have known better but I dont know shit and I then had another after that first one.
I was FUCKED UP.
Spins
Now the way I woke up was passed out in the hallway in the fetal postion, appartentlly I suddenlly fell to my knees and then instead of falling face first I fell backwards and then over.
I fixed my car this morning, my altitnator belt had snapped which is what caused the breakdown, I made my way home with no breakdowns this time.
How was your weekend??
I cant refuse the fucking Simpson.
I lot of shit happend this weekend, lot of bad shit, but Im not really upset about it and I prob should be.
On the way up to my buddies college, I was about two towns away and my car breaks down. Just shuts down, no power, in prob the worst place, no lights, no building or houses, nothing. Now my car has electric locks you cant open the doors unless its in park or you press the "open" button, no power button wont work. Im stuck in the car in total darkness with cars flying by, Yeah I thought I was gonna die. Oh well.
I got towed to my friends college, $150 for that(thankfull I found my paycheck) We go upstairs to this party and there was nothing really happening. Bunch of girls getting drunk after three millerlights, fun fun fun, after every drink their voice gets an octive highter and faster, soon it all just sounds like jackels. We were sitting in this room having some beer, and like 7 ppl just kinda stumble in, drunk off their asses, and there was this gay guy kinda pushing these two girls together, then he starts doing the same with two guys and then they all join in.
I was knee deep in a dry hump orgy.
With some ugly ass drama club freaks.
I got the fuck out of there.
Sat I went over to my friends Peters dorm, There I met up with Kyle and Todd, Todd had two things that blew my mind. A. an $800 bubbler a super bubbler it was amazing and then we blew my mind again and he pulled out B. a POUND of weed
we started smoking and after like three bowls I was in dire need of some ATHF. We started drinking and everything was going fine, we smoked another bowl and finished off the bottle of bacardi and we then went off to another party. Now here is where I get the wrong ideas cuz when we get there we drink more and then I get an offer to smoke some more, I cant turn down free smoke, Now I should have known better but I dont know shit and I then had another after that first one.
I was FUCKED UP.
Spins
Now the way I woke up was passed out in the hallway in the fetal postion, appartentlly I suddenlly fell to my knees and then instead of falling face first I fell backwards and then over.
I fixed my car this morning, my altitnator belt had snapped which is what caused the breakdown, I made my way home with no breakdowns this time.
How was your weekend??
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myra:
I'm okay, thanks. Just bored at work 