i swear all guys named jeph look the same..

Hahah Jeph's moustache is really gross.....

Get well soon.

Get well soon.

I've been mowing Advil Cold & Sinus... I swear I'm getting a sinus infection. Did I mention I love mucus?

Cute!

ok i dont know where you are in cali but im in LA going to school and EVERYONE is sick so i'm sorry because i know it sucks...and sometimes having snot cloud your mind is a good thing

Thanks for the greeting!

you sound like Schleprock

my parents got me the sg dvd for my birthday and i wanted to tell you how SUUUPER awesome and hilarious you are. and i like your butt.

i miss the crap out of one of your wives too.

I miss you, fagotronik
xo

That's a hot look!

your absence makes me sad.

Dude, you're like the sole survivor around here.

Let's get you home.

oooh doubles are no fun, bo fun at all.

those pants are rad. and i finally just got my first tour dvd and i gotta say that ive fallen farther for you, i thought it was hilarious when you were explaining all the shit to wreck havoc on those dudes van.

I almost bought this just cause.

what the hell is happening to everyone?

ps SARS!

Are you better yet sweetie?