my cats hang out under our bed a lot, of course, there's a heater vent under there, so they love it lol. i wouldn't worry

pictures of the cat please

Your damned soccer mom'd picture makes me horny.

DAMNED YOU!!!

Take some booze next door to the dumb neighbor... have yourself a nice one-night-Valentine's day stand.

AIM on my phone sucks. big time.

Yeah, sounds like you might have a little TMI working there.

Advertise on Craig's List?

Wanted. Woman to spoil for 3-4.5 hours. Must be clean, have fresh smelling hair, and know how to act in public.
Dinner is included. Movie optional, as long as you don't want to see the latest craptastic hollywood "release".
Real names optional, not required.

PS. Must go dutch.