I don't know if I have said it before (Probably), but I am a HUGE nerd. Even more so when it comes to mobile devices and Android (Start a flame war with me and I will crush you, mortal). I have been looking to get a new phone to replace my HTC Thunderbolt. I go through phones pretty quick, 6 months is usually my target lifespan with no more then a year of use on any one phone. I get a nerd-boner over the newest and the greatest.
I am also a huge fan of Google. So much so that people often question whether or not I am a ninja Google employee pushing their products (I'm not, but I would love to be. Got a hook up?). Because I am such a "power-user," I use Android. I love to customize. I love to overclock (or underclock). I love to be able to do WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT EVER with my phone and I could care less about my battery life (To a certain extent).
There are 3 powerful supersmart phones being released to my carrier (Verizon) this month: the Motorola Droid Razr, the HTC Rezound...and the Samsung Nexus Prime. I refuse to call it the "Galaxy Nexus" on the grounds that "Nexus Prime" is nerd speak for "galaxy-sized face wrecker." If its not clear which phone is my favorite after this, you're functionally retarded. None-the-less, I will detail each of the phones fairly based on specs and my personal opinion. If you disagree, you are wrong.
Motorola Droid Razr:
So thin that it makes scarification on the go a reality. At 7.1mm thick, this bad boy has a profile to die for...literally if you arent careful.
"Well detective, what happened?"
"Apparently he was talking on the phone when his hand slipped and cut his bloody head clean the fuck off..."
"That's the third one this month."
Yet that thin goodness belies an impressive amount of strength (Think petite beauty with the ability to crack your skull open with her abs). Gorilla glass and a KEVLAR backplate (Yea, KEVLAR) make the outside as close to indestructible as possible (Your iPhone screen broke AGAIN? That's a damn shame). Underneath the hood we have a dual core 1.2GHz processor (Which I could use to power a person's computer, TBH) and a full gig of RAM. The 4.3" screen, sadly, is not one of the new HD resolutions which is a huge drawback. It runs on Verizon's 4g LTE, which from experience can rival my cable broadband connection at home (32mbps download on my phone ftw?).
Bottom Line: Exceedingly thin. Tough. Powerful. No HD.
HTC Rezound:
BOMF BOMF BOMF BOMF... Like the "phat beatz"? Then the HTC Rezound is for you. The first phone (in America at least) to tote the signature "Beats by Dre" technology.
This bad boy is the pinnacle of cell phone music technology complete with your very own set of Beats earbuds (The cheap version of course, but its still good sound quality). This phone doesn't care about being the anorexic cell phone runway model. It packs on the weight which gives it a nice heft and a solid feel coupled with HTC's usual metallic form factor.
The dual core in this phone powers through with a beastly 1.5GHz processing speed, which is good since the Sense UI from HTC, while beautiful, is a processor/memory HOG. A 4.3" screen brings your images to pseudo-life with 720p HD, but sadly is lacking in the Super AMOLED department, instead utilizing Super LCD.
A huge drawback to this phone is the ridiculously small battery inserted into the device. A 1620mAh battery, coupled with a powerful processor and constant music playing, will die in no time. This should've been better thought out.
Bottom Line: Get your "BOMF" on with Beats by Dre and watch video in full HD, but don't expect to do it long unless you get a secondary/extended battery.
Samsung Nexus Prime:
Are you ready for the mobile power-fucking you about to receive? Get ready to have your shit wrecked (In the best way possible). Please welcome to the beautiful Blue Planet Ms. Nexus "Galaxy-Sized Face Wrecker" Prime (Hah! You thought I would relate it to the male sex, didn't you?! No way, women are far superior).
This phone is built like an amazonian goddess. Whipcord thin (Not Razr thin) and BIG. The 4.65" Super AMOLED 720p HD screen is the equivalent of "her legs ran all the way up to heaven and past Avalon." My Suicide Girl favorites are that much more enjoyable while I am on the go. Did I mention it was contoured glass, making those beautiful womanly curves even more beautiful? Oh yea...
Not only is she beautiful but intelligent and strong. Running the latest and greatest of Android operation systems she will have you eating Ice Cream Sandwiches out of her pretty hands. Android 4.0 hides under that aesthetically appeasing appearance a slew of new options, including facial recognition (Cheeky and fun), data monitoring/limiters, Android Beam (With NFC), Google Hangouts (Video chat) and panoramic picture taking (0 shutter lag). This is only the beginning of the changes made.
Back that up with a 1.2GHz dual core processor and a Gig of ram (Sound familiar?) and its the best god damned ICS you have ever tasted in your life...EVER. Realizing that Americans like everything in excess, Google and Samsung have put a 1850mAh battery in it to give us a good amount of utilization time on such a powerful phone.
Samsung has once again introduced a product that is beautiful to behold, but it was Google that really made it shine with ICS.
Bottom Line: Beautiful. Powerful. Filled with delicious ICS goodness. Let's put it this way. I love this phone as much as I love SG. Which is to say, I need it like smack to my veins.
Well, there you go. 3 powerful supersmart phones that will rock your world in one way or another. Each one is certain to appease one demographic or another, but I suggest Ms. Nexus Prime. I should probably go back to doing my job...
I am also a huge fan of Google. So much so that people often question whether or not I am a ninja Google employee pushing their products (I'm not, but I would love to be. Got a hook up?). Because I am such a "power-user," I use Android. I love to customize. I love to overclock (or underclock). I love to be able to do WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT EVER with my phone and I could care less about my battery life (To a certain extent).
There are 3 powerful supersmart phones being released to my carrier (Verizon) this month: the Motorola Droid Razr, the HTC Rezound...and the Samsung Nexus Prime. I refuse to call it the "Galaxy Nexus" on the grounds that "Nexus Prime" is nerd speak for "galaxy-sized face wrecker." If its not clear which phone is my favorite after this, you're functionally retarded. None-the-less, I will detail each of the phones fairly based on specs and my personal opinion. If you disagree, you are wrong.
Motorola Droid Razr:
So thin that it makes scarification on the go a reality. At 7.1mm thick, this bad boy has a profile to die for...literally if you arent careful.
"Well detective, what happened?"
"Apparently he was talking on the phone when his hand slipped and cut his bloody head clean the fuck off..."
"That's the third one this month."
Yet that thin goodness belies an impressive amount of strength (Think petite beauty with the ability to crack your skull open with her abs). Gorilla glass and a KEVLAR backplate (Yea, KEVLAR) make the outside as close to indestructible as possible (Your iPhone screen broke AGAIN? That's a damn shame). Underneath the hood we have a dual core 1.2GHz processor (Which I could use to power a person's computer, TBH) and a full gig of RAM. The 4.3" screen, sadly, is not one of the new HD resolutions which is a huge drawback. It runs on Verizon's 4g LTE, which from experience can rival my cable broadband connection at home (32mbps download on my phone ftw?).
Bottom Line: Exceedingly thin. Tough. Powerful. No HD.
HTC Rezound:
BOMF BOMF BOMF BOMF... Like the "phat beatz"? Then the HTC Rezound is for you. The first phone (in America at least) to tote the signature "Beats by Dre" technology.
This bad boy is the pinnacle of cell phone music technology complete with your very own set of Beats earbuds (The cheap version of course, but its still good sound quality). This phone doesn't care about being the anorexic cell phone runway model. It packs on the weight which gives it a nice heft and a solid feel coupled with HTC's usual metallic form factor.
The dual core in this phone powers through with a beastly 1.5GHz processing speed, which is good since the Sense UI from HTC, while beautiful, is a processor/memory HOG. A 4.3" screen brings your images to pseudo-life with 720p HD, but sadly is lacking in the Super AMOLED department, instead utilizing Super LCD.
A huge drawback to this phone is the ridiculously small battery inserted into the device. A 1620mAh battery, coupled with a powerful processor and constant music playing, will die in no time. This should've been better thought out.
Bottom Line: Get your "BOMF" on with Beats by Dre and watch video in full HD, but don't expect to do it long unless you get a secondary/extended battery.
Samsung Nexus Prime:
Are you ready for the mobile power-fucking you about to receive? Get ready to have your shit wrecked (In the best way possible). Please welcome to the beautiful Blue Planet Ms. Nexus "Galaxy-Sized Face Wrecker" Prime (Hah! You thought I would relate it to the male sex, didn't you?! No way, women are far superior).
This phone is built like an amazonian goddess. Whipcord thin (Not Razr thin) and BIG. The 4.65" Super AMOLED 720p HD screen is the equivalent of "her legs ran all the way up to heaven and past Avalon." My Suicide Girl favorites are that much more enjoyable while I am on the go. Did I mention it was contoured glass, making those beautiful womanly curves even more beautiful? Oh yea...
Not only is she beautiful but intelligent and strong. Running the latest and greatest of Android operation systems she will have you eating Ice Cream Sandwiches out of her pretty hands. Android 4.0 hides under that aesthetically appeasing appearance a slew of new options, including facial recognition (Cheeky and fun), data monitoring/limiters, Android Beam (With NFC), Google Hangouts (Video chat) and panoramic picture taking (0 shutter lag). This is only the beginning of the changes made.
Back that up with a 1.2GHz dual core processor and a Gig of ram (Sound familiar?) and its the best god damned ICS you have ever tasted in your life...EVER. Realizing that Americans like everything in excess, Google and Samsung have put a 1850mAh battery in it to give us a good amount of utilization time on such a powerful phone.
Samsung has once again introduced a product that is beautiful to behold, but it was Google that really made it shine with ICS.
Bottom Line: Beautiful. Powerful. Filled with delicious ICS goodness. Let's put it this way. I love this phone as much as I love SG. Which is to say, I need it like smack to my veins.
Well, there you go. 3 powerful supersmart phones that will rock your world in one way or another. Each one is certain to appease one demographic or another, but I suggest Ms. Nexus Prime. I should probably go back to doing my job...