im straight as a board..my body that is..it sucks too to find shit that fits

size 6, 8 or 10, 5'8", tiny waist ,and ample ass, eh? Honestly, I am really surprized that you have any problem, but I am no expert on women's clothes... I would have guess that those stats were ideal and designers would caiter(sp?) to them.

What stores did you go to?

So the only problem was the pockets?

OK, that's messed up. I'll flat out admit that I look at a lot of asses and I have seen that there are definitely several designers that have pants without pockets in the back. If the only problem is that you don't want the actual inner pocket material showing raised lines on your bum cuz the pants are tight, just cut off the pocket and sew the opening closed (or just leave it buttoned as the case may be).

That's my advice at least.

you KNOW.. im not one to really toot toot toot for the GAP..

but have you seen their recent black and whites?

um... go here:

http://www.gap.com/asp/Product.asp?wdid=205010&wpid=197005

http://www.gap.com/asp/product.asp?:=l&wdid=205010&wpid=185499

raelly cute. a lines are good for what youre talking about.

i'm sorry sweetie. i do know your frustration. i have lost a considerable amount of weight as well and have a very hard time finding clothes. and FUCK victoria's secret. i love the cute store they have in there but all the stores i travel to their cute stuff isn't available to you if you are bigger than a B cup. grrrr...

well, i think you are beautiful!

I've always been in that boat. 5'1", capri's look like regular-length pants on me +o(

whats happenin short stuff

i know as much about women's clothing as i so about astro physics. 0. so i'll just keep up on my "picking on you" duties.

damn..that is how much weight i want to loose how did you do it?

women's pants fit so badly, it should be a crime. circle skirts are indeed sassy. and great for dancing too!

good question re: my doggies. i take them out in shifts. Girls get their exercise in the morning, boys in the evening. so of course this means *i* get all *my* exercise too!

It was Paul Young who sang "Everytime you go away, you take a piece of ME with you."

Ok..I have to know.....you couldn't deduce it was ME and not MEAT? What, was this song written by The Brady Bunch's Sam the Butcher?

is it weird that i thought of you yesterday while doing my calf raises?

cuz yer INTO...calf muscles

liquid is going to be coming here the first part of june, so about in a month and a half. i don't want to wait anymore. i have already waited about 4 months, so i guess another month and a half isn't that bad. *shrug*

so you're the one who stole my pre-pregnancy shape! goddamn you! lol, anyway, i totally hear you about clothes. my ass is totally flat but unfortunately wide, and my waist is high and small, so trying to buy pants is like death. is it still hot outside? it got cold and gross here. rarrr.

i have to say i have the same sort of problems. nothing ever fits me right. when i find pants that fit my ass, they are always too big in the waist. i don't really have any great suggestions, sorry.

well i think your just perfect and i should know

hey -- send me yr address for a yeti okay??? mike@nobrow.org that oughta work. a'ight...