TANING IS BAD!!! it can give you skin cancer..thus why i'm sucha pale motherfucker..well that and i don't tan i just burn

Go for it!!

oh go for it! there's nothing better then bronzed skin sweetie!

A life without the warmth of the sun on your body is not a life I want to live...

My white ass just burns and peels. Plus, it's bad for the tats, makes 'em fade.

only if i can be your beach-towel