Wow. You lead quite the well travelled life!

Woken up at gunpoint? That's a surprise I'd imagine.

Nope no clogs yet. That's today's shopping trip!

Awwww poor Blimp.

I'm so glad that people don't just commit suicide when I'm late. Not that the world revolves around me of course. Well not all of it in any case ...

Oh no your poor fish suicides are a regular occurance on our train service, normally in the exact same spots every time.

I would, only smiling makes my face look even more like the moon than it already does!

Yes you did get that quote in first but I couldn't resist it!

I can't wait to see the Boosh live. March needs to come round faster. Just over a month to go now woo hoo.

I've asked for the second series for my birthday. I want it now. NOW I say.

yes. except that the wig is red. Yay!

Like half-elves?

It'#s just people in general that suck