Today I fell down my stairs. I wasn't drunk, I just missed stepped and dropped down the stairs. Luckily, no injuries. Just scared the shit out of myself and a couple friends. I seem to go through phases of clumsiness. The last few days I've been doing clutzy shit. Hope this wave is over soon.
A friends boyfriend locked her out of their apartment the other night, NAKED, after they got into an arguement. Hit her a couple of times too. Then when one of the neighbors let her into their apartment, the guy tried to break down the neighbors door. The cops came, took him away, after he took a swing at one of them, and told them to mind their own business. (Brilliant). Then when she went to get her stuff out of the apartment with her brothers and father, the guy and a couple of his friends slit their tires while they were packing stuff up. The guys tried to start shit with her family, but one of the neighbors called the cops. Once again, the cops show up, the guy and his buddies start shit with the cops, the guy and his friends were arrested. Within two days of each other.
I just don't get guys like that. What fucking morons. Now not only is this idiot going to jail for being an asshole, but his friends are going as well for being involved. One of the cops that arrested the guy and his buddies said that even after all this shit, the guy told him (my cop friend) that when he got out he was going to go after the entire family of his ex-girlfriend. Now get this. The guy and all his friends are like 35 to 40.
One more kicker to this story. While this moron was being processed, the one phone call he gets to make, he calls my friend to tell that the whole ordeal is her fault.
Now here's the reason all this started. The guy went beserk because my friend wanted to stay home instead of not going out to get piss drunk with guy and his Mensa buddies for 23rd night in a row. WHO CAN BLAME THE GUY (overt sarcasm intended). Jesus.
Yeah, what a guy. He's available now ladies. Well maybe in a few months.
A friends boyfriend locked her out of their apartment the other night, NAKED, after they got into an arguement. Hit her a couple of times too. Then when one of the neighbors let her into their apartment, the guy tried to break down the neighbors door. The cops came, took him away, after he took a swing at one of them, and told them to mind their own business. (Brilliant). Then when she went to get her stuff out of the apartment with her brothers and father, the guy and a couple of his friends slit their tires while they were packing stuff up. The guys tried to start shit with her family, but one of the neighbors called the cops. Once again, the cops show up, the guy and his buddies start shit with the cops, the guy and his friends were arrested. Within two days of each other.
I just don't get guys like that. What fucking morons. Now not only is this idiot going to jail for being an asshole, but his friends are going as well for being involved. One of the cops that arrested the guy and his buddies said that even after all this shit, the guy told him (my cop friend) that when he got out he was going to go after the entire family of his ex-girlfriend. Now get this. The guy and all his friends are like 35 to 40.
One more kicker to this story. While this moron was being processed, the one phone call he gets to make, he calls my friend to tell that the whole ordeal is her fault.
Now here's the reason all this started. The guy went beserk because my friend wanted to stay home instead of not going out to get piss drunk with guy and his Mensa buddies for 23rd night in a row. WHO CAN BLAME THE GUY (overt sarcasm intended). Jesus.
Yeah, what a guy. He's available now ladies. Well maybe in a few months.
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It's in Canadain Dollars.
For some strange reason The US "Green back" is still worth more than Canadian "Monoply Money".
Come up and Enjoy the land that hasn't been ruled by a "Bush".