talisman

and in related news, bush still acts the idiot, millions fear for their...something... I don't know, there's just a lot of fear out there... and I can still catch a whiff of a chance encounter with a completey charming little hottie on my shirtsleeve which had the pleasure of a brief embrace last night.

Amazing how adaptable the human can be. Just call me a sexual camel, able to span vast deserts of erotic wasteland with nary a whimper, needing only the slightest caress to slake my thirst.

That's a lie. Sometimes those briefest of touches ignite the woodpile and then I'm a raging inferno of lust.