is that from the michael jackson cookbook? cuz i think i saw that in there

Wow... you're a useful guy to know...

*takes notes*

"A Modest Proposal?" I've never actually read it.

I'm not sure dissing Weezer is the worst I could do around there. I have the feeling denouncing Metallica, or even, say, the Kottonmouth Kings, would have a worse effect.

Sorry to hear you broke up with your woman. I hope it's for the best. *hugs*

It's no secret, I choo-choo-choose you.

Damn your hobbies! Does drinking count as a hobbie?

You as an English major. For some reason that tickles me. Your response was perfect.

And you used to be such a nice guy.

Did you notice that my lj mood today is "Palestinian"?

Either 1. I feel like I live in an apartheid state, or 2. I'm about to explode. Or both at the same time.

Going straight to hell.

Don't you die either.