Lord Humongous for brute strength

Mickey Knox

Drago

Ozymandias

Ohhh Miss Ratched, but it all depends on who gets the attack in first. If Dexter is hospitalized and they know what he is...its all over..

O-ren Ishii

Lector

Colonel Hans Landa

Bill
Mickey
Spaulding
Ozymandias
O-ren
Dexter
Hannibal
Hans

1 bill
2 Mickey
3 Drago
4 Ozymandias
5 O-Ren Ishii
6 Dexter
7 Hannibal --good fight.
8 Otis B. Driftwood

1. Bill
2. Mickey
3. Drago
4. Oxymandias
5. Alex
6. Dexter
7. Hannibal
8. Otis

1. bill
2. Stansfield. Tough one though. It'll get bloody.
3. Drago. What is that red building thing in front of his left leg?
4. Ozy. I fear and hate him more than all the others.
5. O-Ren
6. Dexter.
7. Hannibal. Damn.
8. Hans, unfortunately. I hate those smart people!

Also, I'd still wanna hear the retard's advice, unless he had ever had a ponytail.