Wait !!!1 what is this?

I only hate them because I'm Jealous. I want a relationship ;(

1- Alex
2- Patrick (this is only wishing though, i would hang out at Patrick's pad over Cheny's any day).
3-O-Ren Ishii. I think she would end up using her hotness to overcome.
4- Colt
5-Joker
6- Dexter all the way, he's just too cool and calculated!
7- Jesus, this is a tough one. (Yes Jesus would win.....) no hmmmmm I'm going with, fuck, Tommy Devito. He's had more time to develop a thick skin and kill nerves.
8- Nurse Ratchet would eat Bill. That fucking stare could take anyone down!

1 alex
2 Patrick Bateman... (Cheney versus Tarkin would have been amazing.)
3 O-Ren
4 Colt
5 Joker (neither is great at hand fighting. this slap fight would take days)
6 Dexter
7 Tyler Durden
8 Bill

1. Alex. Duh.
2. Cheney. At first I though, hmmmm, no shotgun, but I still think he'd have strings to pull.
3. O-ren. First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get your trachea, dangled in front of you.
4. Colt. No Chuck jokes even needed.
5. Joker. One again, strings.
6. psssh. Dexter.
7. Tommy. Cuz he's not a figment of my imagination
8. Bill. RIP.

here,here, but in the sense if your speaking to someone only through emails I guess to make it easy on that person I should try and work on it.

1. Alex (the best name on the list)
2. Cheney because he is real evil...not just movie evil
3. O-Ren because Tony is a pussy
4. Kurtz, <shudder>
5. Baby Firefly. Joker is an overhyped loser.
6. Dexter because we all like him and want him to keep killing
7. Tommy. Are you calling me a clown?
8. Nurse Ratched is almost as scary as Dick Cheney

Nurse Ratchet
Tyler - even though he's imaginary
Dexter
Firefly - just because I hate all the Heath-gasm assholes.
Kutz
O-Ren Ishii
Cheney
Alex, always Alex