IT'S FEBRUARY 15TH...
...so i felt it might be alright to start writing again, being that the glorious "v" day is finally over with...all of that sappiness melted into a big chocolate heart sold by retailers at triple it's cost...this pumping beat is not for sale...
...received one horrifying valentines today that was sent as a "forward" from her to me with some crappy country song playing in the back-ground...DID SHE SERIOUSLY BELIEVE THAT I'D JOIN IN AND THROW-UP INTO THAT BIG BAG OF SHARED BARF?!?
...AND SO, last night and today...decided to lay off the facebook page because i don't want to read or hear about anyone's big romantic encounters...it all seems like "show and tell" to me, and even if i had a full-time lover at this current moment...i would be spending more time doing her than wasting the man-power in revealing some stupid little postings in my love for her...
...TONITE IS SOMEWHAT HUMOROUS AS I FINALLY GIVE THE NERVE TO VISIT FB...
...girl one reveals: "Love watching these men scramble around Kroger buying flowers, they want pretty but don't wanna pay for it, quit being so cheap!!"
...my response: "Yeah, stop buying them cheap flowers...buy em' cheap booze instead!"
...girl two reveals: "Pandora Radio is the isshhhhh I wonder when they'll start charging for it"...
...my response: don't even understand what "isshhhhh" means, but to answer her question, i respond: "They already have. If you're getting it for free, your getting the schmuck end of it." Unfortunately, Pandora, is not entirely free, girls and guys...
REVELATIONS OF A FACEBOOK DREAM...
...IF THAT "TRUE LOVE" SHOULD EVER TAKE PLACE IN MY WORLD:
(1). please don't post that we're ever together on any website with your trademark name.
(2.) please don't excite "your neighborhood" that you are happy in your relationship, because it's a sign that you're elegantly wasted and want to slit your wrists tomorrow.
(3.) If you post that you are happy with your current lover, it's probably just a mad revenge to the world of ex-lovers in trying to display that "you're somewhat over it."
(4.) if i should ever get you pregnant, and we should decide as "a team" to keep that next living nightmare around...please don't wave that little wonder around like he/she is only a product of your perfect dominance over cute pictures and slobber at a waste...
...so i felt it might be alright to start writing again, being that the glorious "v" day is finally over with...all of that sappiness melted into a big chocolate heart sold by retailers at triple it's cost...this pumping beat is not for sale...
...received one horrifying valentines today that was sent as a "forward" from her to me with some crappy country song playing in the back-ground...DID SHE SERIOUSLY BELIEVE THAT I'D JOIN IN AND THROW-UP INTO THAT BIG BAG OF SHARED BARF?!?
...AND SO, last night and today...decided to lay off the facebook page because i don't want to read or hear about anyone's big romantic encounters...it all seems like "show and tell" to me, and even if i had a full-time lover at this current moment...i would be spending more time doing her than wasting the man-power in revealing some stupid little postings in my love for her...
...TONITE IS SOMEWHAT HUMOROUS AS I FINALLY GIVE THE NERVE TO VISIT FB...
...girl one reveals: "Love watching these men scramble around Kroger buying flowers, they want pretty but don't wanna pay for it, quit being so cheap!!"
...my response: "Yeah, stop buying them cheap flowers...buy em' cheap booze instead!"
...girl two reveals: "Pandora Radio is the isshhhhh I wonder when they'll start charging for it"...
...my response: don't even understand what "isshhhhh" means, but to answer her question, i respond: "They already have. If you're getting it for free, your getting the schmuck end of it." Unfortunately, Pandora, is not entirely free, girls and guys...
REVELATIONS OF A FACEBOOK DREAM...
...IF THAT "TRUE LOVE" SHOULD EVER TAKE PLACE IN MY WORLD:
(1). please don't post that we're ever together on any website with your trademark name.
(2.) please don't excite "your neighborhood" that you are happy in your relationship, because it's a sign that you're elegantly wasted and want to slit your wrists tomorrow.
(3.) If you post that you are happy with your current lover, it's probably just a mad revenge to the world of ex-lovers in trying to display that "you're somewhat over it."
(4.) if i should ever get you pregnant, and we should decide as "a team" to keep that next living nightmare around...please don't wave that little wonder around like he/she is only a product of your perfect dominance over cute pictures and slobber at a waste...