sauda:
My Periodic Table of Sex defines you favorite sexual position as "Chair Ride" for your future reference. I like that one too. smile
sauda:
Ostrich Tail... it is an aerobic position which has the woman supporting herself with only her head and shoulders. Man controls thrusting and penetration by lifting and lowering the womans legs. A Visual? Think missionary, but her legs are in front of you, ankles resting on your neck. Sounds good doesn't it?!
sauda:
Yup, that is the best part.... it takes a special woman.
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its_matt:
laminate your favourite nudie pic for easy cleaning.
clairevoyance:
that's probably the strangest drunk story i've ever heard, but it was good.

love,
claire

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beckadarling:
of course, ma'am. anything you like.
would you prefer the gruyere on a baguette or perhaps a nice California goat on pumpernickel? should your tastes run a bit more plebian, we do offer the children's select American on whole wheat.

I find our braised escarole soup to be divine, shall i bring it now, or with your sandwich?

excellent choice, ma'am.

you should laminate the menu, to remind you of our first date.
scarydoll:
1. Are you happy/ unhappy?
Happy, mostly

2. Why?
Why not?

3. If you walk 500 miles, would your feet hurt? I don't know how far I walk in a day, but my feet hurt every night.


kiss
beckadarling:
why, you are not a ma'am at all!

my deepest apologies, sir.