hey sexy
whassup?

Lookin for the Yeti are ya?
I heard he is in Nepal smoking hash with all the buddhist monks.

but he's all green!

that sounds like a lot of fun can i join?

yeti exploration, eh? that sure does sound like "flippin fun times".

That sounds like a good opportunity for an armchair explorer:

hey there goodlookin

So where's the expedition going to look for the Yeti?

Now im confused. What the fuck is a Yeti?