So, a couple nights ago, I went and saw Snakes on a Plane at the Bagdad (It was three bucks and I got to have a beer, so blow me.). The movie was great, there was a lot of blood, snakes, and Samuel Jackson shouting at his bumbling, white partner. I missed the sex scene where snakes bite some chick's boob and some guy's wang, which is highly disappointing.
But, let me ask you a hypothetical question: If you were a kickboxer on a plane with Samuel Jackson and some angry snakes, would you A) do nothing like a bitch or B) kick some snake ass? Cause there were two kickboxers on that plane and they did absolutely fucking nothing.
I would destroy some snakes if I were a kickboxer... on a plane... with Samuel Jackson and angry snakes.
-D
But, let me ask you a hypothetical question: If you were a kickboxer on a plane with Samuel Jackson and some angry snakes, would you A) do nothing like a bitch or B) kick some snake ass? Cause there were two kickboxers on that plane and they did absolutely fucking nothing.
I would destroy some snakes if I were a kickboxer... on a plane... with Samuel Jackson and angry snakes.
-D