Are you coming to Comic Con with Karma? If so, I hope you will stay over at my house on Saturday night! We're watching old Addams Family episodes and decorating cupcakes!
If I may make a suggestion...
You say that you think you would be paying too much for a toaster because it only does one thing.
What if you could buy something that could make toast AND do much more?
Have you considered buying a toaster oven?
With a toaster oven you can toast, bake, broil, and/or roast just about anything that will fit in there. Toast may take a little longer than with a conventional toaster, but a toaster oven can do the job fairly well, and can be found for a reasonable cost. (I think I paid like $25 for mine)
Just thought I'd put that suggestion out there.
I don't know if you have a Trader Joe's out your way, but if you do, you must, must, MUST run over there ASAP and pick up a jar (or twenty) of their pumpkin butter. It is fantastic on toast. Beyond fantastic, really. And it's only $1.99 a jar. You can't beat that with a sledgehammer.
Ew, margarine is yucky. I think toast should be made with butter, sugar, and cinnamon. Or at least butter. I also am of the opinion that butter is better for you than margarine because it doesn't have all that hydrogenated oil in it.
Haha I love this blog, toast, who writes a blog about toast, haha, <3 you so much >,<. Im super glad I got to see you at the con, you make me smile constantly. I was so sad the video of you and the gorgeous curvy girl you were molesting was glitchy on my camera, but I still caught a good shot of you grabbing at her bum...and much more of the weekend as a whole, check my blog in a few days for some more con photo luls.
I have two toast stories.
In college, for a month I didn't have much money, well I never had much money, but one month was real bad. So I went and bought two loaves of generic white bread. For breakfast, I would have toast with butter, dinner would be garlic bread toast, and then before bed toast with jam, or "dessert"
Second story, Last year of college, I find out I'm gluten intolerant, that was 8 years ago, last month I found a gluten free bread that tastes almost like real bread, and had toast that didn't make me sick for the first time in like 8 years. I digress.