1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Useless Payment Protection Plan on my credit card, whatever the fuck that is.
2. Favorite Place to eat a romantic Dinner?
I ve never had a romantic eating experience, I wouldnt know.
3. Last time you Puked from Drinking?
Last Decembter
4. When is the last time you got drunk and woke up in a strange place?
I go to sleep knowingly in the strange place, so it doesnt count
5. Name of your First Grade Teacher?
Ms. Gray
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Be admired by some wanker, get over the fact that SQL isn't hard or be working.
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
A mercenary...
8.How many colleges did you attend before you settled on the one you graduated from?
Straight through with no deviance.
9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
Because I wore it lastnight and didn't want to sully another shirt before showering
10. Gas Prices!
Pah!
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you where would you go?
Somewhere cold and snowy, and I don't know anyone who I'd take.
12. First Thought When the alarm went off this morning?
No alarm, and I thought I was in a better mood than I went to sleep in.
13. Last thought before Falling asleep last night?
I wonder how long I'll sleep in...
14. Favorite style of Underwear?
Boxers...
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
Flip, uh, french knickers? I dont know, if I get that far I wont mind.
16. What Errand/Chore do you despise?
Taking the rubbish out when theres no wheely bins in this backwards country.
17. If you didn't have to work would you?
Id work at something completely different
18. Sex or Sleep?
Rarity = value, surely
19. Your Favorite Cartoon character?
Eric Cartman
20. Favorite non sexual thing to do at night with a guy/girl?
Talk
21. A secret that you wouldnt mind everyone knowing?
The're all out of the bag...
22. What was your First Car?
Never had one
23. Your Best Your Mamma Joke?
Theyre all shite.
24. Your Favorite Lunch Meat?
I wouldn't touch that stuff.
25. What do you get everytime you go into a Whataburger?
What the hell is a Whataburger? Id probably get a fucking burger.
26. Beach Or Shore?
Shore
27. Do you think Marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people who died at 20?
Its useless
28. Who do you Stalk on myspace?
Im not giving the game away
29. Favorite Guilty Pleasure:
Completely uncredible music
30. Favorite Movie you wouldnt want anyone to find out about?
Freddy Got Fingered can make me laugh sometimes...
31. What's your drink?
Vodka, yet Ive probably had enough in my life.
32. Cowboys or Indians?
Indians
34. Do you cheer for the bad guys?
If theyre not really bad
35. What Hollywood Star do you think resembles you best?
34. If you had to pick one which cast member of Lost would you be?
Never seen it.
35. What do you want when you are sick?
Battered fish. I never eat that normally.
36. Who from High School would you like to run into?
Ruiner. We met each other a couple of times in the hometown since, then he ran away to England, became a suicideboy and never looked back.
37. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
LONG WAVE RADIO ATLANTIC 252.
Nothing, actually.
38. Stiffler or Oz?
Who is Oz? The Wizard?
39. Norm or Cliff?
Cliff, I guess
40. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
I cant think of any redeeming features of the Cosby Show
41. Worst Relationship Mistake that you wish you could take back?
Um, all of them? Ploughing on in the hope that everything will sort itself out in the end.
42. Do you Like the Person who sits directly across from you at work?
It varies. Theyre generally okay
43. If you could get away with it who would you kill?
I dont know anyone worth killing and having to live with it, really.
44. What Famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Chris Morris
45. What famous Person would you like to sleep with?
Nigella Lawson
46. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
Yes
47. Last book you read for real?
For real? War of the Worlds as a .pdf during a slow day at work. I havent registered at the library here yet.
48. Do you have a teddy bear?
Here, I have a furry haggis and a small salamander
49. Strangest Place you have ever had sex?
Behind a bush in the daytime near a public pathway along a river
50. Strangest Place you have ever wanted to have sex?
Im really not that fussy these days.
51. How many times a day do you text?
Very rarely these days
52. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or relationship?
A new career since Ive never really started my main one. Id like to start a new relationship, but maybe I havent been sane long enough.
53. Do you go to church?
Not in years
54. Pencil or Pen?
Pen.
55. Describe your favorite Day?
I can only appreciate times when Im looking back on them, so Ill say today.
Useless Payment Protection Plan on my credit card, whatever the fuck that is.
2. Favorite Place to eat a romantic Dinner?
I ve never had a romantic eating experience, I wouldnt know.
3. Last time you Puked from Drinking?
Last Decembter
4. When is the last time you got drunk and woke up in a strange place?
I go to sleep knowingly in the strange place, so it doesnt count
5. Name of your First Grade Teacher?
Ms. Gray
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Be admired by some wanker, get over the fact that SQL isn't hard or be working.
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
A mercenary...
8.How many colleges did you attend before you settled on the one you graduated from?
Straight through with no deviance.
9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
Because I wore it lastnight and didn't want to sully another shirt before showering
10. Gas Prices!
Pah!
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you where would you go?
Somewhere cold and snowy, and I don't know anyone who I'd take.
12. First Thought When the alarm went off this morning?
No alarm, and I thought I was in a better mood than I went to sleep in.
13. Last thought before Falling asleep last night?
I wonder how long I'll sleep in...
14. Favorite style of Underwear?
Boxers...
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
Flip, uh, french knickers? I dont know, if I get that far I wont mind.
16. What Errand/Chore do you despise?
Taking the rubbish out when theres no wheely bins in this backwards country.
17. If you didn't have to work would you?
Id work at something completely different
18. Sex or Sleep?
Rarity = value, surely
19. Your Favorite Cartoon character?
Eric Cartman
20. Favorite non sexual thing to do at night with a guy/girl?
Talk
21. A secret that you wouldnt mind everyone knowing?
The're all out of the bag...
22. What was your First Car?
Never had one
23. Your Best Your Mamma Joke?
Theyre all shite.
24. Your Favorite Lunch Meat?
I wouldn't touch that stuff.
25. What do you get everytime you go into a Whataburger?
What the hell is a Whataburger? Id probably get a fucking burger.
26. Beach Or Shore?
Shore
27. Do you think Marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people who died at 20?
Its useless
28. Who do you Stalk on myspace?
Im not giving the game away
29. Favorite Guilty Pleasure:
Completely uncredible music
30. Favorite Movie you wouldnt want anyone to find out about?
Freddy Got Fingered can make me laugh sometimes...
31. What's your drink?
Vodka, yet Ive probably had enough in my life.
32. Cowboys or Indians?
Indians
34. Do you cheer for the bad guys?
If theyre not really bad
35. What Hollywood Star do you think resembles you best?
34. If you had to pick one which cast member of Lost would you be?
Never seen it.
35. What do you want when you are sick?
Battered fish. I never eat that normally.
36. Who from High School would you like to run into?
Ruiner. We met each other a couple of times in the hometown since, then he ran away to England, became a suicideboy and never looked back.
37. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
LONG WAVE RADIO ATLANTIC 252.
Nothing, actually.
38. Stiffler or Oz?
Who is Oz? The Wizard?
39. Norm or Cliff?
Cliff, I guess
40. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
I cant think of any redeeming features of the Cosby Show
41. Worst Relationship Mistake that you wish you could take back?
Um, all of them? Ploughing on in the hope that everything will sort itself out in the end.
42. Do you Like the Person who sits directly across from you at work?
It varies. Theyre generally okay
43. If you could get away with it who would you kill?
I dont know anyone worth killing and having to live with it, really.
44. What Famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Chris Morris
45. What famous Person would you like to sleep with?
Nigella Lawson
46. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
Yes
47. Last book you read for real?
For real? War of the Worlds as a .pdf during a slow day at work. I havent registered at the library here yet.
48. Do you have a teddy bear?
Here, I have a furry haggis and a small salamander
49. Strangest Place you have ever had sex?
Behind a bush in the daytime near a public pathway along a river
50. Strangest Place you have ever wanted to have sex?
Im really not that fussy these days.
51. How many times a day do you text?
Very rarely these days
52. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or relationship?
A new career since Ive never really started my main one. Id like to start a new relationship, but maybe I havent been sane long enough.
53. Do you go to church?
Not in years
54. Pencil or Pen?
Pen.
55. Describe your favorite Day?
I can only appreciate times when Im looking back on them, so Ill say today.