sorry about tonight

I could offer up a half assed sarcastic answer.

But I won't.

im too big for myself. it hurts

skiun

odd

hey girl. you sound rather upset. I hope everything's ok.

also I was just being bitchy about natalie portman last week. please don't mind me when I say shit like that. but I do think she suffers from big head/small body syndrome. haha.

ox

ill fuck you sideways.

Because of the expressions on her pretty almost 40ish but still a stone cold fox face. It was really because she found the lighter first. She just looked disappointed. Poor woman!

- from the much edited version of 'Casino,' with De Niro, Pesci, and Stone, as seen on basic cable TV -

'Stuff you, you mother-stuffing maggot!'

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i'm sorry. people have been in and out of here all evening/night. and this ball game just went into extra innings

but i'll be on sooner than later

i like to fuck sideways. it's actually a good position and i've been told that my natural curvature hits all the right spots when fucking sideways.

goodbye i guess

'i don't eat fish'

'why?'

'fish piss in the sea'

'so do children'

'i don't like children, either'