Slut, obviously you're in love with someone else. You'd apparently much rather have HER baby.

I'm gonna cry myself to sleep now.

Your head is gonna be really really smelly when you remove it from my vagina. But I don't ever want you to leave.

That smell is something to remember me by. And so is that slimey stuff in your hair.

You two would make for a cute couple.

im cheating on you?? billy3 is having your baby for fucks sake!

I can't believe you like this chick.

*disappointed*

YOU'RE just a fuckin' hole, wuss. hahaha.

why does the bottle have to be cold? White wine tastes like fermented apple juice.

i love that movie <3

Are you stalking Natalie- cause those look like some unauthorized photos for sure.

We will have to work out visiting times though, you can have her mon-wed, I'll take her the rest of the time...

Okay, Natalie Portman as a stripper crouching on a table like that freaks me out. It's too much for my feeble mind to handle.
Clive Owen though...

that would be hot sex

Nicole Richie 4-ev; craziest celebutante ever man.
I'll fight you to the death for Clive!

I love your new profile pic! It's so cute and springlike!

i made this woman coffee. hot. coffee.

im ALWAYS here for you sunny

well you would probably have more luck with either of them than i would