billybillybilly:
Slut, obviously you're in love with someone else. You'd apparently much rather have HER baby.

I'm gonna cry myself to sleep now. frown
billybillybilly:
Your head is gonna be really really smelly when you remove it from my vagina. But I don't ever want you to leave.

That smell is something to remember me by. And so is that slimey stuff in your hair.

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chuckgelman:
You two would make for a cute couple.
scoots:
im cheating on you?? billy3 is having your baby for fucks sake!
smuffy:
I can't believe you like this chick.

*disappointed*

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mandelbaum:
YOU'RE just a fuckin' hole, wuss. hahaha.
geometricalfuck:
why does the bottle have to be cold? White wine tastes like fermented apple juice.
porcelainheart:
i love that movie <3
totovader:
Are you stalking Natalie- cause those look like some unauthorized photos for sure.

We will have to work out visiting times though, you can have her mon-wed, I'll take her the rest of the time...
franklin:
Okay, Natalie Portman as a stripper crouching on a table like that freaks me out. It's too much for my feeble mind to handle.
love Clive Owen though...
colcannon:
that would be hot sex
roby:
holy cow is milla hot or what?
franklin:
Nicole Richie 4-ev; craziest celebutante ever man.
I'll fight you to the death for Clive!
prockg:
I love your new profile pic! It's so cute and springlike! smile
dirtyground:


i made this woman coffee. hot. coffee.
scoots:
im ALWAYS here for you sunny
theloonie:
well you would probably have more luck with either of them than i would