Happy Birthday! I hope you get that ride-able dildo you always dreamed of.

Happy birthday.


PS you HAVE to get a vibrator AND a dildo............i LOVE mine. i have someone to fuck and i choose the toys.

Happy Birthday sunny!!!
Sounds like a nice day for martinis.

happy birthday!

Martinis make being single bearable. Almost.

Make 'em strong.

Happy Birthday

happy birthday kido

x 23

!!!

happy birthday!

your journal entry is top notch

you never come up short

Happy birfmaday!! Have fun with whatever the fuck you do!!

Happy Birthday!

no! i thought it was hella awesome. at first i was like, 'wtf is that music', and then i heard the toilet flush, which made me smile, and i think i thought i may have almost kind of sort of heard your voice (!!!) near the end. ty. your voice mail was 10x cooler than that smelly turd of a movie i went to see

happy birthday

ok. OK. but don't answer; voice mail only. i am st0nzord. ok?

done

i just did, fool

you don't have to hit a button or anything after you leave it, do you

wait, like, 5 minutes. because i'm just gonna leave the same exact one again, and if between now and then, you get it, i don't want to have left you the same message twice

did you get it?

ok, done

damnit!!

i said i.l.y. in the 1st, but i was too much of a scardy cat to say it in the 2nd

happy birthday.

happy birthday, ya know there are plenty of guys who would let you use them as a rideable cock if you asked them