You've got no obligation to read this, but thanks for giving me something with which to kill ten minutes...
1. What is your first name? Chuck
2. What is your middle name? Mark
3. What is your favorite color? Orange
4. What is your favorite movie? Wonder Boys
5. Coke or Pepsi? Pepsi, but I don't like soda
6. Chips or Pretzels? Chips, but I don't really like chips either
7. How old were you for your first kiss? 11
8. First date? Real date? I dunno, 14 maybe
9. What is your favorite food? Steak
10. What do you do in your spare time? jerk off
11. On Friday nights I ...do myself
12. Tea or coffee? Lots of both
13. I drive a ...Camry
14. How many pets do you have? 1
15. What are they? Dog
16. Their names are ...Madison
17. Married or single? In between the two
18. Do you prefer indoors or outdoors? Outdoors
19. I wash my hair __ Twice daily
20. Solid or spray deodorant?solid
21. For me makeup consists of ..
22. Thong or full back? Thongs can't really hold my junk
23. Giving or receiving?both
24. Ice cream or popcicles?icecream
25. I always say ... what the shit
26. When I am alone I like to ....jerk off
27. My favorite body part is ..i don't really care fo rmy body
28. The first thing I notice on other people is ....voice, smile
29. Tits or ass? ass
30. One day I would like to travel to ...australia
31. If I no one was looking I would ... Shit on the ground and run off
32. My current crush is ...my girlfriend? i'm so damn domesticated
33. How many borthers and sisters do you have?one brother
34. What languages do you speak?english, a little french
35. What is typically in your purse?cell phone, wallet, keys, smokes
36. Heels or boots?heels baby
37. My natural hair is ..brown
38. I hate it when ..i have to talk on the phone
39. If I could change one thing about myself it would be ... i get ingrown hairs sometimes. i hate that.
40. And the one thing we all want to know: I masturbate to .. you don't wanna know
I know, but I can't really help it. I love to shower. And I can't not wash my hair when I shower. I'm a man of strict routine. I suppose I've picked my poison and now I'll die by it. Or at least destroy my scalp by it.
Yeah, you can't even make out with whomever's on the other end of the line when it gets awkward and silent. I can't deal with that shit. I love to sit and talk with people, but as far as impersonal conversation from my own home goes, I'll take the internet any day.
