a. Don't tell the woman you love who hasn't ate a piece of meat in god knows when that meat is delicious!
b. No more limbless jokes.
c. No one ever said you couldn't play the Slayer, Tool, Pantera, Monster Magnet and Lamb of God on the CD player, I sure don't hear a lot of Elvis Perkins, Rocky Votolato, Band of Horses, Okkervil River shit on the CD player either!
d. Nobody is more "the whole prego thing" than this girl.
e. Hairy is hot!
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That's exactly why I didn't watch that Top 50 MuchLOUD shit, cuz it's mostly ALL SHIT & if I have to listen to shit, I'd rather have it be your "shit".
Anything overproduced makes me want to puke and makes my ears fill with pain, so basically anything from 1979 on!!
you might be mad to hear this, but i used to HATE tool, slayer, and alla that. i mean i liked the beat but i never knew wtf the point of the MUSIC was. then, i finally got hearing aids. i was born with a hearing disability and its gotten progressively worse over the years due to aging and going to way too many parties for my own good, which means i am not really able to hear normal conversation, much less lyrics. even though my hearing "loss" is severe enough to put me in the disabled category (i'm deaf, as they call it), hearing aids aren't covered and are definitely not cheap, so i went through most of my life just guessing what everyone was saying. try doing that with tool!! hah.
in the days after i got my hearing aids i laid on my bed and listened to music for DAYS. slayer completely won me over, tool made me cry, and a lot of that old 70s rocker kind of music absolutely blew me away. who knew guitars SOUNDED like that??? honestly, it was absolutely surreal. i stopped wearing my aids around because the world is f'in LOUD (the sound of paper??? omg how do people stand it) and i like my semi-silent bubble, but i still spend a lot of time with hearing aids in listening to dudes who know how to rock the fuck out.
Music these days drives me up the wall all this emo cry in the dark fau rock bullshit makes me wanna go out on a murderous rampage Jason Statham style.
Bar music, all those wanna be assholes rappers who sound like prepubescant bastards singing about love and ho's. I fucking hate that shit more than I hate this new modern day emo shit. FUCK! Now Im ranging.
I think the people who are in charge of running the videoflow on muchLOUD have forgotten the LOUD part or else forgot to look up LOUD in the dictionary or else are from a foreign country which doesn't have a word for LOUD or else doesn't have a proper translation for it.... because 75% of the videos that play on muchLOUD are not worthy of the LOUD title. and i can't be the only person who thinks this is a problem... and seriously. why does the muchLOUD the channel have the need to run the show LOUD? isn't that the point of having the channel, so that people who liked that particular show could wrap themselves in their music of choice, that being LOUD, 24 hours a day? apparently not. apparently these people realize that muchLOUD has gone very downhill in trying to cater to the mainstream shit by playing the crap that you already blogged about and therefore need to play the specific show that the channel itself was created around. oh.... the rage. i think i should end the rant here before i end up with ghjkl; implanted in my forehead. i don't think it would be very becoming. so... pass the q-tips?
yay for days off! you have the right idea to take it easy these last few days, make sure to get all the sleep you can get now, before it becomes a distant memory! im teasing. sort of.
definitely bring the baby to the march potluck. they are way more transportable than you'd think, just wrap them up and pack a bag and thats essentially it. take advantage of these days when it can't move or climb things and will likely just sleep!
My wife had our last kid 5 days early because we couldn't keep our hands off each other and got a little freaky. It triggered something and just after midnight we had son # 2.
Theres this one guy on broadway in the summer, hes not good, hes rather terrible he drives me up the wall, I hate him hes a dork, next Id rather drive by and throw a frag grenade in his guitar case. He deserves it though.
the porn i watched for 3 days was awesome. i will never tell what it was based on though, i am way shy and feel silly for being that into something that uh, weird. i didn't even know about that side of me!
i accidentally visited one of those horrific sites with a bajillion popups (and i have blockers for that sort of thing) and you know what popped up?? HORSE FUCKING. omg i almost barfed, yet was sort of fascinated to know that they actually take the time to use condoms for that sort of thing. i mean, you're fucking a horse... haven't you already crossed the line into weirdo territory?? a lil latex prob won't mean that much while there is a horse penis inside...
You and me sir, this summer we have a date with an open field and my home made mortor canon. Shes a real fun time in the dark at night when you fire magnesium filled tennis ball bombs. 1/3 the time though, you dont get a successful fire off, you get a intube blow up. But well its all part of the game. Untll you lose a finger and well noones done that yet.
It'll be a blast, you and me, every UofS snowgolf reject model and a massive bottle of JD!My ear drums are rining already!
i feel stupid and sad and emotional about "the break up" but i dunno, it feels like its the right thing to have done. i think it should have happened a while ago while we were still both really happy and didn't waste as much of each other's time, but live and learn right?
i actually went back in to jarret to get MORE work done on my back. i think i have a secret, underlying urge to be in pain or something
face.
b. No more limbless jokes.
c. No one ever said you couldn't play the Slayer, Tool, Pantera, Monster Magnet and Lamb of God on the CD player, I sure don't hear a lot of Elvis Perkins, Rocky Votolato, Band of Horses, Okkervil River shit on the CD player either!
d. Nobody is more "the whole prego thing" than this girl.
e. Hairy is hot!
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That's exactly why I didn't watch that Top 50 MuchLOUD shit, cuz it's mostly ALL SHIT & if I have to listen to shit, I'd rather have it be your "shit".
Anything overproduced makes me want to puke and makes my ears fill with pain, so basically anything from 1979 on!!