Well, thats a shame. But, I do wish you all the luck in the world there Smitty! You were the first, man, you were the first (add dumb ass little tear emo-con).
I'll email or call if anything cool comes up. Or whatever!
even though you havent said a word to me in about.. errrrrrrrr... how many months...-- Smitty i WILL miss you.
that morning in Mpls while Drew and Paulie were with me and you rolled up with containers of (little did i know) the best breakfast to ever stuff me off 5 bites in the universe... your captivating look and the pining i had to lean over my eggs and pounce on your married (at the time) ass... scared to flirt, scared to say the wrong thing... until you took me to those waterfalls with Tool on the radio, telling me to trust you, i wouldnt be late for my flight... the world stopping for 5 minutes. it fucking STOPPED for FIVE MINUTES when we were at those falls. i know it. and calling you short-winded as i walked onto my plane home... only to get in my car and hear that Tool song.
when your baby boy died, i vowed that i would name mine the same. never before had you revealed anything, and i thought that was great stamina and character. it showed you as a father and a human above all. it made me cry.
i've always thought that you were beautiful and mysterious, in an untouchable way... one where if i stretched just a little bit farther, i might be able to reach you. maybe i still can, if you're willing. i still have the same number, and i miss those random calls you would make to me (i still dont know if you have the same number, or when it's "okay" to call YOU). but i can try...
i'll miss those snarls most of all.... much luck and love for you and the fuj in MN... and i still hope that one of these days, you find yourself jacking off to a picture of me.
there was a brief time where i wondered if you could destroy me. now, i wonder if we're friends. you know i give more than two poops about you, i hope we'll cross paths again. i have a shit ton of the right kind of love for you (the kind that occurs with people who have an affinity for doggie porn and generally base behaviour).
i am sad to read you are leaving. but i also understand. although we only crossed paths a few times here and there, i hope we'll cross paths another time in the future.
i can't believe of all the people in this crazy state that i would happen to run into you at the state fair. you have a beautiful daughter by the way. and now i have been assured that we will run into each other now and then...
RIP Smitty 
I'll email or call if anything cool comes up. Or whatever!
LATER Smitty!
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