Why don't you let me know when & where this coffee shop gig will be & perhaps, if I can, I could come? Do they generally do this on weekends? Do you know when-abouts it would be?

I need to get out of this house for something. Might as well be to see my friend get goo & gaaaed at by hot chicks... I won't ruin your groove, you can say I am your sister if you want to... ha ha ha.

Yay! I want to come!

you a b-tard? no way!

you are awesome. plus you volunteer work with kiddies? there is a special place in heaven for you.