dude, if you ever make out with the gay cowboy, let me watch. please.

i've never met a gay cowboy before. although i've never met one with a girlfriend... hmmmm

you should totally get me a job at tower records dude. part time nights. y'all hiring?

dude, fucking tell them Joanna Herring worked at 2 record stores and knows her shit and needs a job please. i can work 5 pm - 11pm weeknights and weekends all day.