a whip and chair work best when training

Yeah, you should make him do stuff. When ever they look nervous, slam your hand on the table and yell "FASTER!".

you should teach him everything wrong just so he has to learn it right after you leave.

Be nice

But would love to see you slam your hand, and yell faster! lol

Hahaha! I got that email too. Genius!

oh how I want a smoke.

I know its nasty...how about a cigar?