What the FUCK!!!!! Cupid has cards, stuffed animals and numerous symbols of admiration and idolitry...I go out the house butt naked with a bow and arrows (they weren't even broadheads!) and BAM! I'm tazered, pepper sprayed, and a few hours later handing over my bail bond card,.....again! Who knows what the fuck will happen come April when I break out the Bunny suit and sneak into strangers houses to hide hard boiled eggs. Halloween and St. Patrick's Day should replace all the holidays. One a month in rotation.....that way you have candy leftover for when you get drunk.
Oh yeah, if you are in the Chicago area and find an engagement ring in Lake Michigan,....it's yours! It's been there since the 90's, sorry I didn't keep the reciept.
Oh yeah, if you are in the Chicago area and find an engagement ring in Lake Michigan,....it's yours! It's been there since the 90's, sorry I didn't keep the reciept.
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