radio head

My mom says you shouldn't call people names.

dude, what are you doing out there? you fucking belong on the left coast. we'll set you up with a liberated trollop and you can join the throng of unhappy sensitive males imploding into the soaked concrete...

You're just trying to get me to come out of my cabin in the woods.

*mumble* they're always trying to get me (closes eyes) but they can't get me if they can't see me *mumble*