stockholm

Two blogs in one day?!

Joseph Merrick, aka "The Elephant Man". He spent his entire life desperately wanting to be normal, but eventually died because the weight of his head broke his neck while he attempted to sleep like a normal person.

Emily, aka "Stockholm" will probably suffer the same fate because her head is GIANT and her tiny neck will one day not be able to support its weight.
Also, look at those stupid hipster sunglasses. Who am I trying to be? I'M A FUCKING HIPSTER NOW!
How is it that I always become everything that I make fun of?
anyway, check out my sweet new hipster jacket

Since I am now a hipster that has recently discovered photoshop, every picture of me from now on will be heavily 'shopped beyond recognition, until photoshop eventually destroys my computer.

Anyway, I've got a group challenge for all of you. Let's think of a fun, witty name that I can call myself in regards to my ginormous cranium.

Please help me, Pervs, you're my only hope.
xoxo
Stockholm