stiggy56

>Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.


>Only in America.....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries,

>and a diet coke.


>Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the

>pens to the counters.

>Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

>Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

>Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

>Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

>EVER WONDER ....

>Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

>Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

>Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

>Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

>Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

>Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

>Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?


>Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?


>Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?


>Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?


>Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

>You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

>Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

>Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

>If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

>If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?