Sadly, I think there's a picture of me kissing Ryan about an hour before the above picture was taken.

I'm way too drunk to be on the internet right now.

C'mon, the dude's wearing a weiner shirt. Does he have to take out an ad?

I really wish you had a picture of him dancing. You know, for evidence. But I believe you anyway.

Was it more prancing than dancing on his part then?

Queen of masturbation, eh? I knew I liked you.

...does he know he is?