You can always be a complete ass around me.

I don't mind.

what about your cute boy?

That's not true....I know friends that are 15 years your senior and they still act like jackasses and get away with it! Don't fret about that.

And quarter life crisis? You haven't even hit 25 yet, youngster!

I have never heard of a quarter-life-crisis. Now you have me wondering if I went through something like that. Hmm...

Oh it still going on when you hit 28. still sucks