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I AM REPAIRED, THE WATER IS BACK ON!!!

Paying for it will probably be something between anal prison rape and financial suicide, but my well, is well, well. and it's really swell not to have to squat in the pasture with all the cows watching. Cows have really big eyes and they reflect green in flashlight, just like deer, only bigger and en mass.

Nothing like poopin a few yards from a really low, really dim theatre marquee with all green bulbs. After this can I please watch a best-of X-Files marathon until I have to go poo again? No, really, I want to hear my heart throb in my ears.

I kid. There hasn't been a credible, documented cow attack in these parts for some time. Anyhew, I'm back indoors again now.

ANNNND...speaking of X-Files, my briefs are back from parts unknown. Found them all in a pile today together. I dunno if they split and went to the rallys in Wisconsin or what, but my skivvies have returned. good thing too, I was getting low on cleanuns with no wash water.

So, I'm in pretty good shape here, hope your looking good there.