First: You look Absolutely Gorgeous and Completely Stunning in the picture by the way
Second: This a said asshole that got you the panda hat would not be the same a said asshole that did that bad thing to you a few days ago would it??? Because if so I hate it when guys think that when they fuck up r do something wrong no matter how big it was that hey can just buy us something and we will forget it!!!
today I learned cool hats can come from assholes,I agree it`s not the cool panda hat`s fault.The coolness of the hat will out live the bad taste of an asshole.
I think you're right not to kill the hat. It's too wonderful. If you were to get rid of it though, I think this is how it should be done:
Sneak into the asshole's place at night. You might have to use some kind of industrial strength tranquilizer to knock him out. Once he's under, superglue the hat to his head. Then proceed to paint him up like a panda. Introduce him into the male panda's area at the zoo, and watch as our furry friend takes care of both the asshole, and your hat. Problem solved!