Um... all clearly signs you are a closet Neo-Nazi who wants to have sex with his mother, or another dude, or both. Yep. I mean the evil empire and Ireland, ninja turtles, motorcycles, it all points to those things.

Yeah, I'll try.

HAHAHA Man thats fucken classic!!! I stumbled on your journal cos i was on the 'your first impression link' and thats one of the best things ive read in a while!!!! Thanks for the laugh!

Sir, you are absolutely correct. And while in jail he would turn all the water into wine and totally get the warden wasted.

Damn.

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DP!!

Sorry, I got kicked off.
/msg me again.

funny shit man i have weird dreams all the time. keep on dreaming it's good for ya.

dude that's crazy shit bruce willis.
have you ever died on any of your dreams or been shot.

it wasn't a dream. now..... i want my camera back.