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sosbanfach:
@hellfyre420 Oh man, xanax. The tears of angels. "Sossy, there's a stampede of wild zombies heading this way!" "Meh?" Let me guess, Ohio sun: "oh what a lovely day, I'll do some gardening *bit of a tan*. St Lucia sun: "OH MY GOD WHAT AM I LIKE FIVE FEET FROM THE SUN!? QUICK, GET IN THE SEA, GET IN THE SEA!!!" - that's about the difference between UK sun and Malta sun.
hellfyre420:
Sossy, that's pretty damn spot on! I stated that Saint Lucia sun was like Satan spiking a firey volleyball on my back. It's crazy though because my back didn't burn at all, just everywhere else. Damn Ohioans and their weird skin! Hahahaha!!!!