soraya

let's see.
so
last night consisted of me rolling around on the tiled kitchen floor in a skimpy dress and seven inch heels while a super hot cute ass midget girl took pictures of me...

maybe if you're nice she'll post some pictures somewhere.

cutest thing ever = Holly in said sexy seven inch heels that are a couple sizes two big. it was kind of like a really twisted version of a little girl prancing around in her mom's shoes.... but oh so wrong and twisted.

i ♥ savory soy patty with bacon, cheese, and grilled onions. yum.
except that every single time i order it, they look at me like i'm crazy.. yes, i want the vegan burger, yes with cheese and bacon. what?

on another note, i am so fucking excited about going to alcatraz island on sunday. we're going at night and supposedly they take you to secret places you can't go to during the day. there's all these stories about people going into the rooms and cells years after people died of "unexplained causes" in them, and they got all these tingles down their spine and felt 20 degrees colder in them.
bring it on spirits. come and freak my shit out.

and one last thing just because it drives me mad:
will you annoying idiots please stop putting things on ebay, and the rest of the world for that matter, and calling it "vintage."...when it's from the 80's and 90's. come on, really now.... the nineties for christsakes. i mean, even the seventies are pushing it in my book. you all should be banished from existence.