Too late, my butt already fell off! Super excitedd!!

I'm holdin her as hard as I can, Cap'n, but she's likely to tear herself apart!

Actually there are other butts I would much rather hold onto namely yours and @chefbeth, and @roz and @ainoa. So many sexy butts, so little time....wait sorry I must of fell asleep on the couch and was dreaming again

@_finklestein_ if your behind has literally separated itself from the rest of you, I recommend seeing about a surgeon reattaching it toot sweet.

Meh, is my butt really that important, though? @waitformetoturnblue

Holding on with both hands. 

I better make sure to log on tomorrow!

Can I hang on to your butt while we wait?