want me to kneecap the idiot neighbour?

italian style

hey... there's still loadsa time for broom shovin'... revenge is a dish best served cold...

give SaucisseDanseuse a shout and the recalcitrant idiot upstairs will awaken to find his stop-cock next to him on his pillow!!!

sounds as though you are good to have around in an emergency, hon'... hope you get a good night's sleep tonight...

That sucks. This is why I feel totally justified in despising stupid people. It's good you were around to be all calm in a crisis though

Gin & Tonic it is. I have Bombay Saphire or Hendricks. Ice or no ice?

The guy upstairs is a twat. I say horrible pranks are in order until he gets the point and moves out.

Bombay with ice it is *hands you your drink*

Unfortunately it seems like bad people win most of the time. Your neighbors have my sympathy.

what a useless bastard!!

my mates mum once done that and flooded her neighbour beneath!!

Oooo it's a long story, have to speak to you

Another eventful evening for you by the sounds of it

so i take it you have these stupid lectures to lol yeah i got them and on monday i have one class that starts at 2 and finishes at 4 pointless
hope everything is okay apart from the cat fleas and the water

OK, here's the plan. Phone the polis and tell them your fuckup of a neighbour is a rent-boy and there is a procession of distinguished looking men visit him at strange hours. Some may even look like politicians........

I was going to make an incredibly laboured joke about wet pussies, but I thought better of it - nothing worse than a late night plumbing mishap.

Wow, yeah, that sounds like tons of fun. . .and by tons of fun i mean, That Sucks!

That guy is a dumbass for doing that and should be held down while you all line up to smack him over the back of the head.

Sorry, I didn't want to laugh there... but I couldn't help it...

My dear, you really should run up there and beat shit out of him with the broom handle before the 'insertion'.