What is it with my flat? Is there a Water Curse on it or something?
I was woken up at 2am by yelling and screaming, not unusual by any means where I live, I was just about to bang on the wall and order my neighbours in no uncertain terms to keep the domestic violence to reasonable hours please, when I heard the sound of running water. Lots of running water.
So I put a jersey over my jim-jams and peeped out into the stair...there was a fucking RIVER coming out of next door into the stairwell. And water gushing from the ceiling. OH FUCK
And I could hear my neighbours having hysterics next door. Aaaaaargh!
Shoes on. Bucket at the ready. Phoned council emergency line. Calmed down hysterical neighbours. The water was rising in the stairwell and was ankle deep in next door's flat, so we propped the door open and started swooshing the water out with brooms. A few late night revellers in the street got their shoes a bit soggy. I was soaked right through by this time by the torrent from above. Swoosh swoosh.
Before long the council came and turned off the water, followed closely by the plumber who went upstairs to do the repairs. Seems like this fucking IDIOT upstairs decided to fix a tap at 2am, but instead of turning the stopcock in his flat to turn his water off, he unscrewed part of the rising main and let loose a veritable fucking GEYSER OF EVIL.
and he didn't even come down to apologise. Just as well I suppose or I would have had to stuff my wet broom up his arse.
Got to bed about 4am. Shattered and soggy. And the cats have fleas as well.
I was woken up at 2am by yelling and screaming, not unusual by any means where I live, I was just about to bang on the wall and order my neighbours in no uncertain terms to keep the domestic violence to reasonable hours please, when I heard the sound of running water. Lots of running water.
So I put a jersey over my jim-jams and peeped out into the stair...there was a fucking RIVER coming out of next door into the stairwell. And water gushing from the ceiling. OH FUCK
And I could hear my neighbours having hysterics next door. Aaaaaargh!
Shoes on. Bucket at the ready. Phoned council emergency line. Calmed down hysterical neighbours. The water was rising in the stairwell and was ankle deep in next door's flat, so we propped the door open and started swooshing the water out with brooms. A few late night revellers in the street got their shoes a bit soggy. I was soaked right through by this time by the torrent from above. Swoosh swoosh.
Before long the council came and turned off the water, followed closely by the plumber who went upstairs to do the repairs. Seems like this fucking IDIOT upstairs decided to fix a tap at 2am, but instead of turning the stopcock in his flat to turn his water off, he unscrewed part of the rising main and let loose a veritable fucking GEYSER OF EVIL.
and he didn't even come down to apologise. Just as well I suppose or I would have had to stuff my wet broom up his arse.
Got to bed about 4am. Shattered and soggy. And the cats have fleas as well.
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That guy is a dumbass for doing that and should be held down while you all line up to smack him over the back of the head.
My dear, you really should run up there and beat shit out of him with the broom handle before the 'insertion'.