Yep, falling through a chair would do it! Charlie Chaplin moment eh?
Saturday's shenanigan was indeed good. Pub was jammed (you been in the Ship?) There were at least 35 of us lot in there. It is probably the best one I've attended - but yours sounds good too, albeit less of a crush.
So glad you were able to find a suitably refined gift, but Unicorns don't HAVE wings. Must be a fake.
You spoil me darlin'