a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch
the bar tender says
"hey pirate you got a steering wheel on your crotch"
the pirate says
"AARRHH its driven me nuts"
i need someone to talk the fuck out of me as well
let me laugh, make me laugh

i like your hair.

Yeah, it is hard to find someone that really listens while you just vent and dump all your frustration out. If you're ever in Portland, you have my ears if you want.

Yeah, I love to vent. But it's not helping my coldness and confusion. Grey goose helps out most of time. Minneapolis is a dramatic place.
Then again what can you expect from the MINNEAPPLE

i hope to god its not sg thats ripping you off

Someone's broke?

That's too bad

Calm down, take a deep breath.

DO YOU FEEL ANY BETTER?

NOW HAVE A FANTASTIC DAY.

Follow me, I gotta plan

You can vent all over me if you want, all my friends do.

What's the differance between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

IT ONLY TAKES ONE NAIL TO HANG THE PICTURE OF JESUS.

SORRY FOR SPELLING

HOPE IT CHEERS SOMEONE UP.

YOUR SO WONDERFULLY WONDERFULLY WONDERFULLY PRETTY

[Edited on Oct 25, 2005 3:55PM]

I'd treat you to drinks, an ear to vent to and whatever dry cocktails I may have anytime sugar, just say the word.

Saw you on the SG First Tour ( i know i suck cause i just finally got to see it, but Thea had it and let me watch it) I liked it alot...u rule!

sorry

plays the someone's crying song that is featured on the snow section of the dvd...

Damn those whitesocks i Want the yankee' at the world series..too late now.
hidiki matskui godzilla!!!

How bout venting at a non- corprate coffee shop? dewd well just slip kalua in the coffee,


red candles would go well with Type o negative music...and some absinthe ...(got 2 bottles)

I'm such a kewl dork, I'm sure you will come up with a plan for the rent deal.. like a extention or something..things could be worse you could be in afghanistan like me wasteing a year of your life with mediochar people for a cause that has no meaning ecept for the pollitics that good for a fuck head of a president....

cheer up or ummmm hey time to go watch little monsters
~OctoberRust

Please don't float away.

I just heard the local DJ mention your name when he was plugging the signing today.

It brought a smile to my face. Hope you have fun.

there's no excuse for not getting paid.

makes me want to pour you full of happiness, like water into a glass.

or vodka, for that matter.

you deserve nothing but the best,

be well

hey, i saw you on the SG dvd, you're awesome. you could hypnotize a man with those eyes

If I had only read this BEFORE the party-I would have boughtchu a coke-a-cola & listened to you BLOW off steam for hours...touching of face optional

we should totally dance to 80's breakbeats again soon.

nice to "officially" meet you.

Hello, I wrote a poem for Halloween in honor of the SG's, and since you are in it, I thought you might like to read it . I have it posted in my journal . I am also using this as a reason to meat and great ppl, as I am a relative newcomer here. In any case I hope you might find the time to enjoy it!
Happy Halloween !

replies and friendships ghoulishly appreciated

i fucking swore there was going to be
a wizard of oz set
of you and stormy for halloween
instead i got a ninja and she hulk
fuck

Just caught the First Tour thing on Showtime, much to my surprise.

I must say, though I had for no particular reason, not really paid much attention to you before, watching you animated, moving and talking, is quite a treat. I love your mannerisms, esp. the way you speak. And not to worry-- as irresistable as you are, I'm sure the Yankees would accept you.

You are NEATo.


[Edited on Nov 04, 2005 9:09AM]