Yeah, I crack myself up too. I get a lot of blank stares which just makes it that much more funny to me.


Ooooh yeah. Another two girl set would be grand Jesus, did I actually just say "grand"?

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I would like to make the girl in your next two girls set. The only problem is that I'm not a girl... But I can do as.

don't ya just love sarcasm

an evil little red riding hood is always good

i always find that jokes that make other people laugh are just never as funny as the ones that crack me up.

Innocent yet sexy? Natalie portman in Leon springs to mind....but coments like that usually just....a) get people looking at me funny and b) get me thinking about Natalie Portman.
Never a good combenation.

It's even better when some one that didn't get my brand of ha ha snidely remarks "you would say something like that." Just makes me laugh all the more.

How about dressing like a catholic priest, your shirt unbuttoned slightly giving the hint of a tarty bra. Wear the pants a little low to show off a pink thong.

another two girl set with you? awesome

Come to SF for halloween, you can be a sexy little red riding hood and I'll be the little bad wolf.

maybe dororthy
or a sexy scarecrow or tin woman
deffinately not a lion
i'd like to willy wonka

You could go as Donnie Darko. Or maybe the rabbit.

OKAY......I always thought you were cute, but I just watched the first tour dvd last night and everytime I saw you, I liked you even more. You are amazing!!!!!
One of a kind for sure!!! You'll be hearing more from me. I have a friend in Washinton and I've been planning on going up there to go backpacking with him. Chalka also has some friends up there. Who knows...maybe some day we all could have a drink together.

PS,
How are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?

Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

Okay...that's bad...Ha-Ha

I want to be Egyptian for Halloween.

That sounds hot!

I was watching SCI last night, and they had a woman on with a biting fetish; who looked just like you!

It was crazy shit, I almost blurted out "hey thats Snow from Suicide Grils" to my mom.....

how many push up can yiou do?

You could dress like a schoolgirl with one of those see - through backpacks with a bloody severed head in it. Just a thought..

i now can't get enough of Jolie Holland. Thank you!

I just wanna wrap you
up and put you in my pocket

Sexy, innocent with a touch of horror.

How about white nurses outfit with a small bloodstain, and a nametag that says "Be patient, I'm new!" For a prop, a scalpel or syringe with mysterious red fluid.

Have fun this Holloween

Be well,

ph