Well, this can only end badly.

Well, that's the LAST time I let you watch Sesame Street.

Hahaha, I figured you'd have that shit TiVo'd by now.

Epic.

Learning how to braid the hair on your palms?

Wow.

All I ever did when I was unemployed was... uhm... watch Hulu. Aaaaaaaaand avoid bitchy roommates.