i hate when pets watch.

Nice shades.

Writing letters with a cup of tea is so poetry-inducing for me. Sounds perfectly....perfect.

Thanks for the thumbs up on the house. If you're ever in the area and wanna come feed the koi (LOL) you are welcome. My first time ever, owning giant fish. Can't wait to see what my mini doxies do to/with them...

Nice necklace. I think I know the gal who made that.
(Day Two and I'm already exhausted.)

I think the categories are there to create a list of categories that are not used.

You're looking amazing ♥

You are looking as lovely as ever, and I am happy to read that you're feeling more positive about things.

It's been raining here for the past day or so, and we're supposed to get more rain tomorrow.

"...we all ended up having sex afterwards"
"I have not cum so hard in long time."

Wow!
I just gotta enter that text into a text-to-speech synthesizer and... away we go!

I only recently discovered your blog... damn, you have sass!

Love the dinner party story

I'm glad your labia had recovered enough for the sex.. Muffin used to pee on the couch after people left, whether any sex went on or not. He was super possessive.

Did you defend World Cup honour last night? I hope you told them to start reading my stuff.

Send me that curry recipe, yo. Well done.

So weird. Re: Drugs.

I was at a bachelor party last weekend and one of the strippers kept trying to buy coke off of me. Note: I didn't have coke; I've never done coke. I've only seen coke like once.

She was persistent. She did not believe me, and she wanted some of my stash. She didn't ask anyone else at the party, just me.

This made me seriously reconsider my fashion choices and demeanor.

Also, re: spontaneous curry-sex-parties; I think I'm doing something wrong.

Glad your weekend was better than mine......hope you feel better,.....expect some mail soon luv....I found some great things for you.