That's awesome. Hope you get it. I remember being a barista. It was good times. Some days I miss it. 2.5 years of slinging coffee.


I've been searching for a better job, but so far, no avail.

hmm I'd hire you!

You forgot the all-important question about traveling at the speed of light in a car and turning on your headlights....(Stephen Wright)

I'd call you just to talk to someone with a sense of humor.

If i were a manager, i'd have to totally look at that more than once, and call the person that wrote it for an interview. if not for anything but pure prefect punctuation and grammar.

You are probably exactly who they are looking for, unless the manager is an uptight asshole (for whom you wouldn't want to work anyway, right?). You'd be hired on the spot for most of the coffee shops in Portland. Good article on some of Portland's micro roasters, if you like reading about coffee. Good luck!

I'd think if you were applying for a barista position, your sense of humor would be a big plus in the eyes of the manager.

you're in

lol! cool!

if someone likes that ad, you know they're probably a cool place to work!

I love it.

that is epic

I would call you back. If they don't call that application back you don't want to work there, because they suck.

lol, that is awesome ! I'd totally call you, you certainly get bonus points for originality !

You're hired. When can you come over and start dusting the top shelf of my Entertainment Center?

You didn't.

You should totally make that into a song.

you are awesome, i would so give some one a call back if i read that

Hilarious. But with an amusing application such as that, you're clearly not surly enough to be a barista. You'll never get hired with that attitude.