I can work blue with the best of 'em, baby. I actually do write a little comedy. It's amatuer/small venue stuff for my friends in Portland, but yeah.

to be scientific, to get the previously mentioned penial action, you just flex the same muscle as when you want to halt urination. Like if you do your keggles.

By the way, I'm almost there. Close your eyes, spread your legs, and count to ten.

Yeah, everybody and thier fucking mother is in that group.

And yes, it is kinda like my baby, I watched it grow from nothing, I helped nurture it, and now it's turned into a monster at the hands of my fellow 1:05'ers.

It's kinda lame now.............

when i joined SG.

Leet (or often l33t, 31337, or 1337) = "Elite"

From wikipedia.org:
The term "leet" comes from the word "elite". Leet can be either be pronounced as "leet" (monosyllabic, rhymes with "eat") or by pronouncing the L separate from the rest of the word as "elle eat" (elite). The most probable explanation of its origin is from bulletin board systems in the 1980s and early 1990s where having "elite" status on a BBS allowed a user access to file areas, games, and special chat rooms, often including archives of pirated software, pornography, and text files of dubious quality documenting topics such as how to construct explosives and manufacture illegal drugs. It may also have developed to defeat text filters created by BBS sysops for message boards to discourage the discussion of forbidden topics (such as cracking).

Leet is also known as hakspek or leetspeak, especially when used to shorten messages. This type of Leet may have been developed to decrease bandwidth usage before the bandwidth explosion of the 1990s. It is also regaining popularity in SMS (Short Message Service) mediums, especially among users of Trillian. More recently, leet has re-entered the mainstream thanks to such webcomics as Megatokyo and its character Largo.

Leet is a form of written slang. It is used to create group identity, and to obscure meaning from outsiders, especially newbies (which may be written "n00bs"). It also establishes a hierarchy, as more complex forms of leet are increasingly unreadable to the untrained eye (consider the phrase "PHr3Ku3N7ly H4s|{3d K0oSt330nZ!": it translates to "frequently asked questions". Note the extraneous h in front of asked and the construction "teeonz" as meaning "tions"). Simple forms of leet are making their way into the mainstream, as employees whose companies use email filters resort to creative spellings to prevent swearwords from being censored.

Websites exist that are written entirely in leet. There are also converter programs which amusingly render ordinary English text into leet, at varying levels of complexity.

How's that for excessive detail?

I dunno when one stops being a n00b on SG. I thought it was around the 4 month mark, or over 1000 posts. I don't know these things. "N00b" status varies from site to site, board to board. I used to go to a site where all but founding members were forever considered n00bs. That site, of course, sucked.

The Shoes group is so not just about heels! There's only like one thread about them!!!

EDIT: ...out of five threads...



[Edited on Apr 06, 2004 3:41PM]

Yeah, see that's exactly the kind of thing I'm hoping to avoid when I do some cleaning.

Apparently, so did I. This s my 1067th comment. Wacky, huh? I think most of them are to you.

I'm off, so I'll we'll have to finish up tonight... or tomorrow... you ever notice our conversations take place over several days?

cartman, always will be my favorite of the kids but I do have a speacil place in my heart for Terrance and Phillip

FART!

ahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahha


My thread

My Other thread

Hey, I meant I was going to be finished before you hit 10. You didn't feel it?

If you ever visit Portland, you might be able to see the comedy performed. It's called the Unknown Mystery Actor Variety Show. It's happens twice a month at the Ash Street Saloon.

I have an open invitation to join the troupe on stage if/when I move back.

it was nice to see the sun for a change...especially at 5pm after another day in the office...

I am hoping to catch Brand New; not big on worcestor, but i love the band...they are playing with Piebald and Denali...cheap tix too, only 13.50

Al is definitely cute...but those pussy piercings are a little scary...damn i wouldnt want anyone with a needle down there!

Gsxr just decided that he had to take care of other things in his life before getting into relationship (he works crazy hours at a group home, he is trying to finish a degree at URI, he says he has some emotional/mental issues that he needs to work through...
it will be okay...i hope he really means that he wants to be friends..such a cliche line after all...

i have never been very good at the whole dating scene...probably since i have been in one serious relationship or another since i was like 16. sometimes i feel like time is running out for me to find the "one"...i mean, when i was 20 i thought that i would definitely be married by the time i was 24, and lo and behold, i am single!

maybe i just need to relax and focus on getting the job i want and hopefully the chips will fall into place...

you mentioned that you have been with your bf for 6 years...are you engaged?

thanks for your advice, by the way...it did make me see things a little less bleak
Lisa

BWAHAHA! Your RUBBER ducks have no power over me!

Oh and it's a Batman Squirtgun. JikarX is mistaken. I've had Thai alot. I even went out with a Thai guy a few times. And YES... I also meant I've had Thai FOOD!

you are most welcome. I do understand what you said. Its a good attitued to have, a rare one, but none the less a good one.

After having so many cloudy, snowy and rainy days recently, I can't wait for lots o' sunshine. But, then again, I'm the type of person who likes hot weather... Hope you're having a super-fine evening...and stuff!

Suwak logarytmiczny! I want to travel the world and see all the places where I lived before and visit the rest of the world, too!

If your looking to be a do-nothing housewife, look for a sucker like me. You described my wife perfectly, and we didn't even have kids.

I will be leaving SG I will still like to keep in touch if you wish to too

hehehe..yah he likes tai but when i asked him he had already eaten

What do you mean didn't notice the sun?

Krash is very lucky......

heh. I asked my mom today when I saw her about the onion smell.. she said there are scallions in the grass. That explains it, definitely. haha.
Yeah, I like the Chinese waitress. Taunt all you want. Shes awesome. hah.

OUCH!!!

(rubs ass which is now red and sore)

csinos lany. Ertem Magyar?

[Edited on Apr 07, 2004 12:34AM]

I appreciate your concern.

Yep, I'm a carpenter. I swang that hammer thang. It's a fun job! This 1:05 is gonna get me killed, though. I have to get up in, um, 2 hours. Ouch.

MacGyver is on at 3AMish, and to think I might never have known if HBO wasn't robbed from me. The other member you mention may be HBOless too!