slimstaple

CRAZY NIGHT

so went to a friends house who had a keg...

played some drinking game that fucked me up...

then we head over to the woodridge jubilee to play some drunk bingo...

on my way there i get stopped by a group of cops...

not just 1... not even just 2... at least 8 or more cops are surrounding me harassing me... giving me shit... talking shit... one of my buddies makes a comment about woodridge cops having nothing better to do... i start saying how they were the fucking tools everyone makes fun of in school and grow up to be cops... one of the fat lil bald ones gets all bitter and jumpy starts grabbing me... then makes ignorant comments like "typical lil cubs fans" i snap and got in his face screaming im a fucking sox fan you ignorant fat fuck... this is where my buddy grabs me and drags me down the street while i kid you not the entire group of 8 or more cops is following me down the street continuing to run their mouths lol

they tell me i cant go in etc

i walk down the block and go in the other side lol

so we go in i lose my ass in bingo we leave the park and i have no fucking clue where im going cuz i dont know where this girl lives compared to where we are... i end up losing my buddy and take off from the group to go find him... im wondering around woodridge in the wrong fucking direction end up walking down 53 trashed out of my mind tripping in the grass etc... walk all the way around the outskirts of where i know so i can find my way back

i run into this group of people i dont know... think they are part of my group... start asking where the fuck im going... mention the girls name "julie" he points me in the direction of a girl he went to highschool with named julie maybe thats it... odly enough it was the right house lol

my buddy joe is there waiting for me he was looking for me around town... everyone else took off to a bar... he gets pissy so we go to maple ave pub

i run into my good buddy jims lil sister there by herself getting wasted... we play pool then sit off to the side... apparently one of the bartenders hates my friends sister cuz she hits on her man... out of nowhere sitting there minding my own business some dude comes up to me and kicks me out... i snap cuz i know why... he claims i was over served... im snapping on dude cuz i just got there and only had like 2 fucking drinks... and he needs to learn how to run his fucking establishment and not kick out someone who comes there all the fucking time cuz some dumb bartender is all fucking jealous... he gets some mexican to escort me out and then tries to start shit with me in the parking lot

we leave and go to some after hours bar out in bufu

get more trashed then come home at like 5

meanwhile my phones dead, my girls freaking out shes in min. and couldnt get ahold of me last she got from me was a text about how im getting kicked out of the jubilee by a group of cops lol

oh alcohol....