OK, that's it. You're definitely crazy.

Eggs don't live in the jungle, silly.

I think you got a batch of bad pot.

I'm just amazed at your ability to write a complete sentence.

My egg! That's where it went...you're damn right you should feel guilty for stealing my egg.....I mean..WTF...it's MY egg...and I want it back woman...and FWIW...I think your omelette would have been much tastier and fulfilling if you where smart enough to read the label on the friggin hen......

Yeah, I'm afraid you'll fall on me.

Where does the egg come from???????? Were you home-schooled?

lazy fucking chickens, just sit around all day trying to give us flu, or salmonella. poultry terrorists they are

Sorry I couldn't make it out. Still love me?

you will be thinking... Damn I really need to get together with Judasgrey for that drink, or six. So is this some sort of encrypted message. Lemme guess, you robbed a bank and are moving to Korea to make biological weapons known only ass H.E.N.
Human
Erasing
Nuts
And you are going to unleash your fury on nut eaters everywhere. By simply placing them in mixed cans of nuts.

thanks, you as well.

where's my turkeyleg, dork?

Seriously, thanks chica. Hope to actualy see you again eventually.

Back atcha, my darling.

Gobble gobble! Watch out for those turkey grease spots on the floor. They can be dangerous!

Gobble, gobble indeed!

You too, gorgeous.

Thanks doll, enjoy your carnivorous holiday. Its the only one we have thats celebration revolves around a corpse we must all eat. Enjoy!